that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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