is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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