I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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