my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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