Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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