Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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