My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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