..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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