Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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