Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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