yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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