'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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