Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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