since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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