I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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