Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
is it fun? or sober?
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