Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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