I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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