yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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