Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i barfeds in our rink
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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