Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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