Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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