I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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