So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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