yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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