i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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