dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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