WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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