i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
