i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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