i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Houston, we have a blender
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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