ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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