I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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