I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
