I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Randomize
