This is not my ceiling
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I want to have your abortion
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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