this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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