I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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