Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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