Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
my shit smells like andre
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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