He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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