I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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