We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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