Joe is yelling at the trees again.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
