I skipped work to stalk him.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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