I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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