dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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