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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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My vagina is officially offended.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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