i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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