Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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