he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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