have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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