Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
