i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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